Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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