please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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