Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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