i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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