i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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