kristin has been a bad kristin
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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