If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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