you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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