conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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