I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
His nipple licking is glorious
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