i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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