We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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