Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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