I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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