whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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