im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Its about making memories worth repressing
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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