I heard we made out
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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