That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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