Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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