ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
