Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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