"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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