hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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