Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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