I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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