He asked to "fluff my boner.."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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