her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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