So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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