I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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