I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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