Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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