All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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