pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
