Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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