if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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