My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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