Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I checked into jail on foursquare
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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