I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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