omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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