So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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