dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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