Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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