idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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