some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
