do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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