We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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