what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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