He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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