What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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