he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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